- Papoosekin decided that 5:45 was an appropriate time to get up this morning.
- Once up, NOT A SINGLE BINKY could be located in the house, despite the manic searching of two parents. Before 6 am.
- Unidentifiable substances are starting to make regular appearances in my daughter's diaper.
- Bob the cat is tangled in the blind cords. Again.
- I drove all the way to Wal-Mart for a gross of new binkies before remembering that I'm out of cash and have no credit cards at the moment. (That's a whole other post.)
- Papoose fell asleep on the way to Wal-Mart the second time, after driving back to retrieve the cash.
- Papoose FREAKED OUT when she saw the packages and packages of dozens of binkies at Wal-Mart, but couldn't get through the plastic packaging to ANY of them. At 7 am.
- Allowing a toddler to feed Cheerios to the dog to distract her from the two minutes of binky-boiling that must occur is a good way to delay the binky gratification.
- I've been shrieked at for apparently reading Brown Bear WRONG, ALL WRONG before the morning nap.
- The dark circles under my eyes are proof enough, only I'm not quite exhausted enough to think it's a good idea to post a picture of them.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Top Ten Reasons I Deserve a Second Pot of Coffee
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2 comments:
Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry your morning went like this, but I'm dying with laughter!!!
I'll have to file your morning in my brain as a reminder to always keep an emergency set of binkies somewhere in the house! (Also, the first time I read it, I totally thought you wrote that you were BIKINI shopping at Walmart at 7am. I felt like this was FIRM proof that you had completely lost it)
I think you deserve whip cream in your coffee too! And then a nap... ;)
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